Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Gather $1000000
Find all collectibles
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the blocks
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
